I got this link from a blog somewhere on the NET through BlogExplosion.com. I found this very funny and it tickled me a lot. This is what you get if you play a lot of MMORPG game mixing it with CyberSEX. Hehehehe....here are some logs of it.
=-=-=-=-=-=[ MMORPG + CyberSEX ]=-=-=-=-=-=
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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If that didn't made you laugh, seriously, you're not into MMORPG!!! Hahahaha
Here is the complete link
http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
Happy New Year/ Pit Señor / Kung Hei Fat Choi
Aaaaiiit, it's been a while since I put contents in my BLOG. Well, anyways, im going to patch things up in my BLOG, im gonna improved it, buffed it up, and make it look more presentable. Especially now that I have Adsense account! Especially now that I can earn money just by publishing my one heck of a daily life.
Alrighty!!!! Let me have a recap on the past month.
December 2005:(These events is as far as I can remember)
Dec 01: I have no idea where I was during this day...it was a thursday, so basically Im in the office, Im on duty but I have no idea, what I've done during the day. All I remember is we just got our salary, hehehehe.
Dec 02: Hmm....I forgot what I have done on this day either, this day is a Friday so basically office, and hmmm.....I was planning to buy a present for my cousin's birthday on the 3rd. So that was it. After office hours and after eating my dinner, I'd go to my friends Internet Cafe and play some online game there. After a few hours of playing and the Cafe is close, we eat at Rocky's Eatery and satisfy ourselves with the delicious sinigang ang ginaling for a meal! YUMMMMY!!!
Dec 03: Birthday of my cousin, I went home after I went out of the office. I bought 2 Roasted Chicken on the way to celebrate the bday of my cousin, just a small get together in the family. Just as simple as that, wait a minute......am I gonna post what really happened to me on last month??? Hmmm...let me do it this way, im gonna post important events nlng what happened, okey?? OKEY!
Dec 05: I have a dinner date with someone special, we went to Casa Verde, a cozy place to have dinner with. After the dinner we watched a movie in SM entitled "Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros", after the movie, we went home.
Dec 12: Fiesta of Our Lady of Guadalupe and at the same time, I have someone special again in my life. My Baby Tweety! Her name actually is Lilibeth Flordeliz, and I call her Bing or Liza.
Dec 13: We went out for a dinner in Shakeys Pizza in Fuente, we talked about anything...after the dinner, we went in the Fuente Circle and continued our talked.
Dec 16: Start of Misa de Gallo, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. But I wasn't able to attend kay giduka pa ko gikan ligo dagat overnyt. :))
Dec 18: (Sunday) Bing invited me in their coop's Christmas Party held at MCWD Auditorium. This day I got to meet her Mother personally. I went to the venue at around 2:30pm and went directly to the employees entrance of the building as she instructed me. The party was held at the 6th floor, as I arrived she greeted me with a sweet smile on her face. I was surprised to see her in dance costume, she looks like a true maranao princess, their group is going to dance a LUZON-VISAYAS-MINDANAO theme, which is also a contest . She is so beautiful and im out words to describe her during that day.
After meeting me in the corridor, we went inside immediately. There I was greeted by a multitude of COOP members, we walk in the side corridor in the auditorium, then she introduced me to her Mom(weeeeeeeeeeeee). I was nervous at first, but when I got to see her Mom and was formally introduced, I feel relaxed and got comfortable with her Mom, immediately. So I was, comfy and enjoying the show. I was excited to see her dance(she is a graceful dancer by the way). At the end of the day, their group won the First Prize of the contest.
Dec 23-24: Cebu Tambayan:10 Grand Eye Ball held in Vano Beach in Marigondon, Opon Cebu. For all the pictures visit this site http://www.geocities.com/ct10geb (click on the PICTURES link). Im gonna add some pictures maybe in a separate post. :P
Dec 25: Merry Christmas to all!!! Happy Holidays!!
In the afternoon, I went out to meet my special someone to spend the rest of the day in their house in Labangon. I went to Jollibee Sto. Nino to wait for them, while waiting, I already ordered something to eat, since it's already 2:30 and I haven't eaten my lunch yet. After a few minutes they arrived together with her Ate May. They ordered additional meal, after eating we fetched a taxi and went straight to thier house in Tisa Labagon in Hillsview Ville.
Dec 27-28: Happy Birthday to Agoy(Lycen) our dear friend in CT:10
The Celebration was held in Villa Teresita in Talisay, most of the guys went there already early in the evening to celebrate with Lycen's family. Fae, a dear friend of Lycen, ask me to buy a birthday cake for Lycen from Goldilocks and gonna pay me later. Bing, went on ahead of me together with the rest of the guys, but as for me, I have to wait for my friend Louie to close the Internet Cafe until 12mn. Together with Vince(Enting), we went to the Bakery and fetched Louie's girlfriend Cheeky, and after that, we went to Ate Yaneps office back of Freeman Office in Manalili Street. After meeting Ate Yaneps, we rode a jeep bound to Tabunok and when we arrived, I immediately got a tricycle cab to Villa Teresita. When we arrived, it was already closed, I called Bing and ask where they are now, She redirected us to the Talisay Plaza. Immediately, hop in back to the tricycle and went to Talisay Plaza, and there we met all the people in the picture above having a great time already, we catched up with them. Had some fun and a little drink til the wee hours in the morning. After that, we took some pictures together. Went home together inside Lycen's multicab, drop-off point, Bakery in Ponce. We said our goodbye's to each other then, went home our separate ways and we took advantage of the cold breeze of December air to sleep.
When I got home, I sent SMS to Bing telling her that I'm home and ready to go to sleep. When she replied, I went to sleep with my heart smiling.
Dec 30: Bing and I together with AJ were supposed to go to San Fernando to visit a friend(Yenyen) who broke up with her BF abroad. The meeting place is E-Mall, outside Goldilocks at 6:30pm. Due to heavy traffic, I arrived at the meeting place at around 6:45pm, but to my surprise nobody was there yet, for I thought I would be late. I tried calling Bing to let her now that I am on the meeting site already and sent SMS to query where she is. Same also for AJ, he's on the way to the meeting place. After a few minutes of waiting, Bing and AJ arrive just a minute after.
We wasted no time and to our feet to go to the Bus Terminal, were we are going to ride a V-HIRE Van on route to San Fernando. We immediately found a half-filled V-HIRE Van, and seated ourselves on the middle section of the Van. I told AJ to inform Yenyen that we are on the way to her house, no answer. I was bothered, I told AJ to contact her in anyway, nobody is answering the telephone on Yenyen's house, it means nobody was there, it also means that Yenyen was not HOME. Minutes later Yenyen replied to the SMS, and told us that SHE is not around and she is somewhere else with friends. Toinks!!! Butangi!!!
We look at each other inside the VAN, and immediately told ourselves to go somewhere else. Sayang! We took a cab and went to Larsian and have dinner there. After that the three of us, went our friend Louie's Internet Cafe, and waited for the reply of Yenyen. We waited till midnight for her reply, but no SMS from Yenyen, so we decided to call it a day. Since we are getting sleepy, we went home, sleep with much less a little frustration because our trip to San Fernando did not push through. Well, there will be a next time.
Dec 31: Preparation for the New Year!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Year 2006: Year of the Dog
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Happy New Year!!! Pit Señor!! and Kung Hei Fat Choi!!!!
Im gonna post the happening in January in the next post.
Alrighty!!!! Let me have a recap on the past month.
December 2005:(These events is as far as I can remember)
Dec 01: I have no idea where I was during this day...it was a thursday, so basically Im in the office, Im on duty but I have no idea, what I've done during the day. All I remember is we just got our salary, hehehehe.
Dec 02: Hmm....I forgot what I have done on this day either, this day is a Friday so basically office, and hmmm.....I was planning to buy a present for my cousin's birthday on the 3rd. So that was it. After office hours and after eating my dinner, I'd go to my friends Internet Cafe and play some online game there. After a few hours of playing and the Cafe is close, we eat at Rocky's Eatery and satisfy ourselves with the delicious sinigang ang ginaling for a meal! YUMMMMY!!!
Dec 03: Birthday of my cousin, I went home after I went out of the office. I bought 2 Roasted Chicken on the way to celebrate the bday of my cousin, just a small get together in the family. Just as simple as that, wait a minute......am I gonna post what really happened to me on last month??? Hmmm...let me do it this way, im gonna post important events nlng what happened, okey?? OKEY!
Dec 05: I have a dinner date with someone special, we went to Casa Verde, a cozy place to have dinner with. After the dinner we watched a movie in SM entitled "Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros", after the movie, we went home.
Dec 12: Fiesta of Our Lady of Guadalupe and at the same time, I have someone special again in my life. My Baby Tweety! Her name actually is Lilibeth Flordeliz, and I call her Bing or Liza.Dec 13: We went out for a dinner in Shakeys Pizza in Fuente, we talked about anything...after the dinner, we went in the Fuente Circle and continued our talked.
Dec 16: Start of Misa de Gallo, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. But I wasn't able to attend kay giduka pa ko gikan ligo dagat overnyt. :))
Dec 18: (Sunday) Bing invited me in their coop's Christmas Party held at MCWD Auditorium. This day I got to meet her Mother personally. I went to the venue at around 2:30pm and went directly to the employees entrance of the building as she instructed me. The party was held at the 6th floor, as I arrived she greeted me with a sweet smile on her face. I was surprised to see her in dance costume, she looks like a true maranao princess, their group is going to dance a LUZON-VISAYAS-MINDANAO theme, which is also a contest . She is so beautiful and im out words to describe her during that day.
After meeting me in the corridor, we went inside immediately. There I was greeted by a multitude of COOP members, we walk in the side corridor in the auditorium, then she introduced me to her Mom(weeeeeeeeeeeee). I was nervous at first, but when I got to see her Mom and was formally introduced, I feel relaxed and got comfortable with her Mom, immediately. So I was, comfy and enjoying the show. I was excited to see her dance(she is a graceful dancer by the way). At the end of the day, their group won the First Prize of the contest.
Dec 23-24: Cebu Tambayan:10 Grand Eye Ball held in Vano Beach in Marigondon, Opon Cebu. For all the pictures visit this site http://www.geocities.com/ct10geb (click on the PICTURES link). Im gonna add some pictures maybe in a separate post. :P
Dec 25: Merry Christmas to all!!! Happy Holidays!!
In the afternoon, I went out to meet my special someone to spend the rest of the day in their house in Labangon. I went to Jollibee Sto. Nino to wait for them, while waiting, I already ordered something to eat, since it's already 2:30 and I haven't eaten my lunch yet. After a few minutes they arrived together with her Ate May. They ordered additional meal, after eating we fetched a taxi and went straight to thier house in Tisa Labagon in Hillsview Ville.
Dec 27-28: Happy Birthday to Agoy(Lycen) our dear friend in CT:10
The Celebration was held in Villa Teresita in Talisay, most of the guys went there already early in the evening to celebrate with Lycen's family. Fae, a dear friend of Lycen, ask me to buy a birthday cake for Lycen from Goldilocks and gonna pay me later. Bing, went on ahead of me together with the rest of the guys, but as for me, I have to wait for my friend Louie to close the Internet Cafe until 12mn. Together with Vince(Enting), we went to the Bakery and fetched Louie's girlfriend Cheeky, and after that, we went to Ate Yaneps office back of Freeman Office in Manalili Street. After meeting Ate Yaneps, we rode a jeep bound to Tabunok and when we arrived, I immediately got a tricycle cab to Villa Teresita. When we arrived, it was already closed, I called Bing and ask where they are now, She redirected us to the Talisay Plaza. Immediately, hop in back to the tricycle and went to Talisay Plaza, and there we met all the people in the picture above having a great time already, we catched up with them. Had some fun and a little drink til the wee hours in the morning. After that, we took some pictures together. Went home together inside Lycen's multicab, drop-off point, Bakery in Ponce. We said our goodbye's to each other then, went home our separate ways and we took advantage of the cold breeze of December air to sleep.
When I got home, I sent SMS to Bing telling her that I'm home and ready to go to sleep. When she replied, I went to sleep with my heart smiling.
Dec 30: Bing and I together with AJ were supposed to go to San Fernando to visit a friend(Yenyen) who broke up with her BF abroad. The meeting place is E-Mall, outside Goldilocks at 6:30pm. Due to heavy traffic, I arrived at the meeting place at around 6:45pm, but to my surprise nobody was there yet, for I thought I would be late. I tried calling Bing to let her now that I am on the meeting site already and sent SMS to query where she is. Same also for AJ, he's on the way to the meeting place. After a few minutes of waiting, Bing and AJ arrive just a minute after.
We wasted no time and to our feet to go to the Bus Terminal, were we are going to ride a V-HIRE Van on route to San Fernando. We immediately found a half-filled V-HIRE Van, and seated ourselves on the middle section of the Van. I told AJ to inform Yenyen that we are on the way to her house, no answer. I was bothered, I told AJ to contact her in anyway, nobody is answering the telephone on Yenyen's house, it means nobody was there, it also means that Yenyen was not HOME. Minutes later Yenyen replied to the SMS, and told us that SHE is not around and she is somewhere else with friends. Toinks!!! Butangi!!!
We look at each other inside the VAN, and immediately told ourselves to go somewhere else. Sayang! We took a cab and went to Larsian and have dinner there. After that the three of us, went our friend Louie's Internet Cafe, and waited for the reply of Yenyen. We waited till midnight for her reply, but no SMS from Yenyen, so we decided to call it a day. Since we are getting sleepy, we went home, sleep with much less a little frustration because our trip to San Fernando did not push through. Well, there will be a next time.
Dec 31: Preparation for the New Year!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
================================================
Year 2006: Year of the Dog
================================================
Happy New Year!!! Pit Señor!! and Kung Hei Fat Choi!!!!
Im gonna post the happening in January in the next post.
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